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thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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c-will-run:

Nuggets of gold in 140 characters or less.

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dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

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"Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care."

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Following back everyone!

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benjoyment:

48 Shades of Lightning 
Taken from last night’s thunderstorm.
(color hues are unretouched)

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